– I don’t know how to thank you.
Judge:
– There’s no issue here ever since people invented money.
***
For an official corruption is a pleasant woman which one prefers to flirt with rather than fight…
***
Customs official looks up the luggage of a new arriver and says:
– Hi there, so let’s decide which of these things are yours and which are mine.
***
A newly hired official asks a friend:
– Please tell me what are the working conditions here.
Friend says:
– First year, you need to be totally honest, second year – partly and the third year – feel free to steal.
– Oh,- says the official,- how am I going to make it through the first two years? Am I strong enough?
***
Armenian peculiarity – stealing from road construction, then buying a fancy car and driving on bad roads.
***
A man walks into the tax office.
– What is your problem, – the tax officer asks.
– Frankly, nothing. Just waned to see the people who end up taking my money.
***
Our country’s dream is to have fully healthy and wealthy citizens, who regularly pay taxes and pass away on the day of retiring.
