A bribe taker is on trial.
– Defendant, aren’t you ashamed you took a bribe of ten thousand AMD?
– Of course I am. But nobody gave more.
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– Is it true that Armenian government officials are the richest.
– No, it’s not true. The richest are their wives, children and mother-in-law.
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Many Armenians dream that the government stops robbing them.
And nobody stands in the way of robbing the state.
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It is not true that officials steal. Some have already stolen and some are just preparing to steal.
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– Well, this nation is really out of money, – said official counting the bribe.
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– Daddy, who are bribe-takers?
– It’s people who take various bribes.
– And does anyone fight against them?
– Of course, they do. It’s the people who get a share.
***
If an official tells you that taking a bribe is below his honor, you need to offer the bribe underneath the table.
